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    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
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J0gby's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML

By BadBreath - / Thursday 9 April 2009 03:43 / United States

Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 26 December 2011 21:41 / United States

Today, my sister is visiting. She used more toilet paper today than I have in two months. FML

By jriese444 / Friday 23 December 2011 15:45 / United States

Today, my brother and I proposed to our girlfriends at the same time. We had perfect synchronization after practicing for days. My brother's girlfriend said yes, mine said no. FML

By emmmbo / Monday 19 December 2011 15:40 / Australia

Today, after staying up all night with an excruciating headache, it finally went away. I crawled into bed and snuggled up to my husband only to have him shift positions and elbow me right in the head. FML

By wideawakeandinpain / Saturday 17 December 2011 11:09 / United States