About Itzmeh
I LOVE LoL!!! :) I main as Nidalee, Vayne, and the occasional Sona.
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Today, I noticed a prospective employer I had been networking with changed her last name on her e-mail signature. I wished the aquaintence congratulations on her new marriage. Her divorce was finalized this week. FML

By unlucky - / Friday 6 February 2009 22:40 / United States

Today, I held a door open for my boyfriend and jokingly said, "Chivalry is dead?" He responded with, "Who's chivalry?" FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 14 April 2011 05:49 / United States

Today, I ran into my manipulative ex-boyfriend at a party. We were chatting and I mentioned that the guys I have been seeing lately all turn out to be jerks. He says "yeah well you dumped me and don't deserve to be happy." Apparently he has been creeping and scaring off any guys interested in me. FML

By fu2then - / Tuesday 9 March 2010 06:04 / Canada

Today, I showed my fiancé the darling Tinkerbell hoodie I'd bought myself during the weekend. Instead of liking it as I'd hoped, he told me my childish wardrobe was embarrassing, and he wasn't going to be seen in public with me until I wore something different. FML

By Crystal - / Monday 8 March 2010 21:35 / United Kingdom

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

By HaleyIsabelle / Monday 8 March 2010 20:54 / France