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Today, I was grading work my students had done with a sub. I realized one student had gotten hold of the teachers' edition of the textbook when I read ten papers in a row that had "Student answers may vary" as the answer to problem number four. My students can't even cheat properly. FML

By chinaski7628 / Saturday 15 February 2014 07:11 / United States - Glendale

Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. My hand-eye coordination went straight to hell and I managed to accidentally smack my nose into his penis. He told all his friends about it, and I'm apparently now known as Woodpecker. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 8 February 2014 18:49 / United States

Today, I decided to ask the guy I like if he'll be my Valentine. I wrote the question on a piece of paper and passed it to him, trying to be cute. He read it, wrote his answer with a smile, and passed it back. It said, "Depends, do you swallow?" No, no I don't. FML

By mariana - / Saturday 8 February 2014 00:18 / Canada - Toronto

Today, after years of counseling and therapy for my anger issues, I snapped. Two words: Flappy Bird. FML

By tigerisabelle - / Thursday 6 February 2014 03:39 /

Today, my university professor admitted to sometimes just winging it when she's teaching. "Yeah," she said, "sometimes I just don't get this stuff either." No wonder I'm failing. 5ML

By Profucktardor - / Friday 24 January 2014 20:33 / United Kingdom - Derby