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  • 50 favorites

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  • Consolation prize

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    31%
  • One more and it's business time

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    1%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    42%
  • 50 quality comments

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    28%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
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    1%
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    2%
  • The return of the thumb

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    7%
  • The thumb strikes back

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    14%
  • Judgmental

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    70%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    14%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    16%
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Itskennybaby's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML

By subduedbeast / Monday 27 October 2014 18:48 / United States

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He told me he was a dinosaur. FML

By Kit - / Monday 16 September 2013 11:09 / United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

By clean / Monday 16 September 2013 07:51 / Australia - Ashfield

Today, my ten-year-old brother came to visit me in NYC. Within ten minutes of walking on Times Square he had seen a prostitute and a partially-naked man. He now refuses to leave my apartment and screams when I try to drag him out. He's here for the next two weeks. FML

By NYCproblems / Monday 24 June 2013 14:06 / United States - New York

Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

By joe / Sunday 23 June 2013 23:36 / United States - Easton