About Imcody
Hi, my name's Cody, I'm 16 and I'm Canadian
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    16%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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    52%
  • One more and it's business time

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Imcody's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

By #201 - / Thursday 5 February 2009 13:23 / United States

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

By longdrive / Tuesday 14 October 2014 05:17 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 10 October 2014 20:38 / United States - Pittsburg

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 6 October 2014 02:42 / United States - Rock Island

Today, my husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl, the love of his life, whom he's always considered pure, turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better not come hanging round the house. Pussy, two years old, is now housebound until her kittens are born. FML

By Anonyme - / Friday 26 September 2014 06:56 / France - Saint-di