About Imallfailure
My username says it all! I'M A FAILURE!!!!!! I can safely say that I have had the most FML's in my school. Along with me also being the clumsiest, it's a wonder how I am still here today. But that's okay,right? I mean, if you're not afraid to risk your life being around me, then I can be the most awesome( and frightening) person you have ever met. No, but seriously, I'm only joking, I wouldn't kill you, the most harm from me would be a trip to the hospital. I'm joking, kinda, I sent my friend to the hospital once. Words Of Wisdom: Don't throw darts if someone's in the way! Hey! If any of my FML's get posted, save them! You never know when I just might DISAPPEAR! So don't pretend that you won't miss me because I know you will miss all of my smart-ass remarks:) I see that so many people are doing this so here's my e-mail! You know, just in case you need someone to chat with if you have a Mid-Life Crisis! enp6797@yahoo.com
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Imallfailure's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Imallfailure's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous / Thursday 28 May 2009 05:04 / United States
By blovesg - / Tuesday 7 April 2009 00:41 / United States
By Anonymous - / Saturday 4 April 2009 02:55 / Canada

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

By Tourist - / Thursday 26 March 2009 07:19 / United States