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Ikushka's FML badges
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    10,000%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
    60%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    55%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    18%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
    200%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    300%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    314%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    48%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    242%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    18%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    10%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Ikushka's favorite FMLs

Today, I was mugged while on my way to the book store. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML

By chilegrande / Tuesday 1 March 2011 20:59 / United States

Today, I ran into one of my teachers from high school. When I told her I just recently graduated college and was starting graduate school in the fall, she said "you don't have to lie, some people just are not cut out for college. There is no shame." I wasn't lying, I graduated with honors too. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 28 February 2011 00:29 / United States

Today, my girlfriend's family came over and I thought it would be fun to watch old family videos of when I was a kid. A few minutes into my 5th birthday party, I excused myself and went to grab some snacks for everyone. I returned to realize I had recorded porn over my family videos. FML

By Ex-girlfried - / Sunday 6 September 2009 23:15 / United States

Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML

By awkward - / Sunday 27 February 2011 12:39 / Finland

Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML

By schwange - / Saturday 15 May 2010 17:07 / United States