About Iamnotfat
Just a guy who loves winter sports, and summer parties!
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Iamnotfat's favorite FMLs

"Where are the white women at?"

Today, I took a call from a man who said his dating apps are connecting him with "black and oriental women" when he only wants white women. I spent 47 minutes on the phone with this customer trying to explain that I am only an AT&T Service Rep and have no control over any dating apps. FML

By Steven, Customer Service - / Friday 17 February 2017 10:00 / United States - Dover Plains

Today, my girlfriend really needed to take a pee while we were fishing in my boat. Rather than go to shore, she decided to she could just go into a Snapple bottle. I watched as all her pee went straight onto the floor of my boat, soon realizing she had never even taken the bottle's cap off. FML

By alexander - / Wednesday 8 February 2017 10:00 / United States - Longmont

Today, while I was at the gym, I saw a guy walk into the girls locker room. I was walking nearby so I said, "Hey man, that's the wrong one." Turns out it was just a very masculine-looking woman, with a very masculine haircut. FML

By - / Sunday 22 January 2017 16:00 /

Today, I had a dream that I was swinging through New York City as my favorite hero, Spider-Man. I was almost immediately beaten to death by a mugger. I suck even in my dreams. FML

By Spider fail - / Tuesday 31 May 2016 19:06 / United States - East Lansing

Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 27 April 2016 17:32 / United States - East Stroudsburg