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Today, on a train, a little boy and girl come up to me and ask how babies are made. Already pretty uncomfortable with their question, their mother suddenly appears and says, "Go on, tell them!" FML

By Anthony / Thursday 14 April 2016 23:15 / France
By thecaptainmorgan / Sunday 12 October 2014 04:04 / United States - Tulsa
By cahsecuel - / Thursday 14 August 2014 20:44 / France - Grisolles
By younggirl101 / Tuesday 5 August 2014 16:51 / Canada - Kamloops
By AnonWife / Wednesday 22 January 2014 01:16 / United Kingdom - Scunthorpe