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Hypnotic5206's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML

By mylifesucks - / Sunday 30 August 2009 16:40 / United States

Today, the left side of my head has officially declared its independence. Half of my hair is now curly, the rest is totally flat. FML

By anonyme / Wednesday 30 July 2014 06:51 / France - Grenoble

Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 31 December 2014 19:36 / United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 30 December 2014 17:20 / United States

Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML

By Anonomous / Sunday 29 December 2014 00:31 / United States - Plainfield