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Hurrikaty's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    22%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    43%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    144%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    20%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    4%
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Hurrikaty's favorite FMLs

Today, a woman drove through my house. She was texting and eating watermelon at the same time. I didn't know that was even possible, but now my house is condemned. FML

By Fitz - / Sunday 12 April 2009 13:53 / United States

Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML

By liu_kang / Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:55 / United States

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

By leapple - / Sunday 14 March 2010 01:17 / United States

Today, my three year old nephew was pointing at the TV screen and saying "Uncle, Uncle!" He thought it was me on the screen. It was Rosie O'Donnell. FML

By raidered / Monday 8 March 2010 06:16 / United States

Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open and goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

By bathroomblunder - / Sunday 7 March 2010 02:38 / Canada