About Hopelessgossip

I'm the cutest POS you'll ever meet. If I viewed your profile, you're probably a hot guy. I have no filter, and not enough dignity to hold anything back (but I'm pretty funny most of the time.) Happily taken. First year sophomore in college. Talk to me, I'm pretty cool.

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By soaked - / Monday 25 February 2013 19:16 / United States