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Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

By J - / Wednesday 11 February 2009 07:14 / United States

Today, in the middle of sex, my girlfriend yelled, "STUFF ME LIKE A TURKEY!" I couldn't finish. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 14 April 2014 20:12 / United States - Ellicott City

Today, after getting a root canal, I told my mother how boring it was just sitting there with my mouth open for ages while the dentist did his work. She then told me how she had to do the same kind of thing on her anniversary night with my father. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 23 November 2013 21:57 / Argentina

Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank: "less often." FML

By :( - / Sunday 17 November 2013 20:27 / United States - Pearland

Today, I did something I'd always wanted to do: I went swimming with dolphins. It was really fun, until I went to kiss the dolphin, and she slipped her tongue half into my mouth. FML

By violated ._. - / Thursday 22 August 2013 22:45 / United States