About Hollydolly
I'm holly! :) im 16 and live in canada. i dance, and i love this website because it makes me feel a bit better that other people fuck up as much as i do.
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Hollydolly's favorite FMLs

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

By TheEnglishOne / Friday 23 January 2009 00:42 / United States

Today, my 6 year old daughter walked in on my husband and I getting it on. Now she won't stop 'pretending to be daddy' against items of furniture. We have guests coming round in three hours. FML

By Jessica - / Friday 15 May 2009 00:03 / United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

By TrulyYours - / Thursday 7 May 2009 12:39 / United States

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14-year-old boy. FML

By Iman - / Monday 4 May 2009 06:12 / United States

Today, I was feeling up my girlfriends chest. I was getting into it until she said "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "Thats not my nipple, its a pimple." I felt up a pimple. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 29 April 2009 10:16 / United States