About Hazyvortex
Music and Painting!:D ~Straight From The Colors Of Her Dream~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A tout le monde A tout mes amis Je vous aime Je dois partir These are the last words I'll ever screech And they'll set me free ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'm Gonna Get Free! I'm Gonna Get Free! I'm Gonna Get Free! Ride in to the sun! She Never loved me! She Never loved me! Never loved me! Why Should anyone!?
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By Anonymous - / Thursday 3 December 2009 02:37 / United States
By annonymous / Monday 30 November 2009 18:59 / United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 April 2009 00:11 / United States