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    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    49%
  • YDI Master

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  • Judgmental

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  • 50 favorites

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    26%
  • One more and it's business time

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Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 April 2009 00:20 / United States

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

By FullOfNick - / Saturday 10 September 2011 07:11 / United States

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML

By mannydanny - / Thursday 1 September 2011 23:40 / United Kingdom

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

By Taylor / Saturday 30 July 2011 05:14 / United States

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 30 July 2011 00:31 / United States