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Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML

By ggabrams / Saturday 17 August 2013 12:55 / United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I was told that my son has Twitter and Facebook accounts that he uses to try to bully people online, some of which are celebrities. He does it really badly, though. FML

By ShitStirringSon - / Thursday 15 August 2013 02:02 / United States - San Diego

Today, to help with my insomnia, I downloaded some relaxing rain MP3s and set them to loop. For the first time in ages, I fell asleep within minutes. Somewhere around 5, however, the sound of trickling water caused my bladder to empty itself all over my bed. FML

By just about pissed off - / Sunday 11 August 2013 17:24 / Egypt - Cairo

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

By sampaloompy / Thursday 8 January 2009 08:32 / United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job. I had to break up two fistfights, then leave work early with a black eye. This is not what I had in mind when I applied to work at a retirement home. FML

By x_o - / Sunday 4 August 2013 20:51 / Hungary - ?ttev?ny