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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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Today, I was feeling unappreciated and asked my boyfriend if he loves me. He faltered and replied, "Uh, my dick does." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 19 June 2014 14:33 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 14 June 2014 21:32 / United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 27 May 2014 19:26 / Australia - Melbourne

Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 12 May 2014 00:14 / New Zealand - Napier