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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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    11%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    2%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    4%
  • Beginner

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    20%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    61%
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    12%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Harveebirdman's favorite FMLs

Today, after a late night at a bar, I stepped into my building's elevator with a Chinese man who was carrying a plastic bag. Without thinking, I said, "Oooh, are you still delivering?" His response was, "I live here." FML

By Noname / Tuesday 3 February 2009 19:57 / United States

Today, I saw an elderly gentleman in the street wearing a shirt with a big QR code on it. Amused, I used an app on my phone to decode it. It gave me a shortened web address, which I followed, only to be faced with a picture of the same gentleman naked, grinning, and giving a thumbs up. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 15 September 2013 19:53 / Romania - Bucharest

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

By Erica - / Monday 8 July 2013 17:27 / United States - Mountain View

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

By SayCheese / Tuesday 2 April 2013 22:52 / Canada - Prince George

Today, I'm so broke after paying my bills, that I resorted to eating plain garlic butter from the pizzeria down the street for lunch. The worst part: to get the butter, I stormed in and angrily complained, saying they forgot to give it to me. I never even ordered a pizza. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 9 March 2013 23:03 / United States - Chester