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-"Know that you went in the end without a single regret that you lived and laughed... Loved and cried and followed your dreams.-
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Han_bam's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML

By lifsabtch - / Sunday 6 January 2013 17:24 /

Today, after 3 years with my dream girl, I decided to pop the question by making her complete a scavenger hunt ending in her finding me, suit and everything, by the park bench where we had our first kiss. She came home tired and, instead of following the clues, decided to watch TV all day. FML

By ItRainedOutside - / Sunday 6 January 2013 08:49 / United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

By damn - / Friday 4 January 2013 14:08 / Australia - Sydney

Today, I unknowingly used my shampoo thinking it was leave-in-conditioner. While walking to work, it started to rain. I started to produce suds. FML

By nomegusta - / Saturday 5 January 2013 15:59 / United States

Today, while on a first date with a charming guy, I excused myself to the bathroom. I tried to bring my purse along, since my pads were in there, and mother nature was calling. He vehemently insisted that I leave my purse, in case I was planning on stiffing him on the bill. FML

By but i make different stiffies - / Saturday 5 January 2013 00:33 / United States - Parker