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Hai_its_marisa's favorite FMLs

Today, I could hear my daughter playing with her Barbie dolls in her room. "Do you think your boss will agree to give you a raise?", she said. "Of course, we slept together!" My daughter is six. FML

By Poly24 / Tuesday 27 August 2013 10:32 / France - La Courneuve

Today, my girlfriend and I started fighting. Instead of arguing for herself, she decided to set her puppy on me. Only "Puppy" is the name of her fully-grown police-trained German Shepherd. FML

By mykhael - / Wednesday 21 August 2013 18:58 / United States - Opelousas

Today, I came home a little earlier than usual, only to walk in on my dad frantically trying to remove a ballgag from my mom's mouth. FML

By NO NO NO - / Monday 5 August 2013 21:42 / Netherlands - Den Haag

Today, I was showing a new girl around at school. As we were walking through the parking lot she noticed a green jeep and commented "I heard the person who drives that is a total creep. Is he?" I said I didn't know who it was. It was my car. FML

By mycar / Tuesday 20 August 2013 17:40 / United States - Charlotte

Today, my spouse asked me if I could transfer some of the passion I have for buffalo wings into our relationship. FML

By sirradel / Monday 19 August 2013 23:15 / United States