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Haedlei's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 27 February 2014 14:34 / United States - Fort Collins

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon after I had explained to her how scared I was of the exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

By so scared / Saturday 8 February 2014 17:13 / Canada - Barrie

Today, I check my phone regularly for calls or texts from her. I take her out to eat frequently, and we sleep in the same bed sometimes. Today I realized the closest thing I have to a boyfriend is my grandma. FML

By grandma / Saturday 8 February 2014 15:12 / United States - Barnesville

Today, my brother came to my first standup comedy act. He'd apparently read my material beforehand, and kept finishing my jokes for me. FML

By DeeDee / Tuesday 4 February 2014 22:08 / Austria - Vienna

Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 4 February 2014 21:42 / United Kingdom - Bristol