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Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 25 October 2008 16:54 /

Today, being near-broke, I resorted to shopping at Walmart. Barely ten minutes in, an obese sack of lard posing as a human being shoved me away from the bacon I was looking at. I fell, busted my lip, then got screamed at by another woman for not watching where I was going. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 22 June 2013 20:55 / United States

Today, I held hands with the boy I like. Without thinking, I commented that his right hand is softer, as if he only used lotion on that one hand. And then we stood there in terribly awkward silence. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 13 March 2013 04:57 / United States - Blue Springs

Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

By WTFFAIL - / Monday 3 December 2012 05:06 / Canada - Montreal

Today, I got a text message from my boss that read, "You've been very bad. Severe punishment is in order." I'm not sure whether I should be turned on or terrified. FML

By whatadaydanny - / Wednesday 10 October 2012 13:58 / Dominica