About H3adfonhystria

* I enjoy laughing at other people misfortunes to make me feel better about myself. * Inventer of Sword Fighting Water Skiing (SFS) * I only love long walks on the beach if it involves clubbing baby seals. * My life long ambition is to be elected president, impeached and removed from office, then later re-elected. Violence is never the answer unless your going to win.

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