About H3artless
15 Aussie Pride Brahh... Hobbies- xbox/COD, motocross, beach, movies, party's, chilling... Oh and FUCK LIFE! :/
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H3artless's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By Nightmare - / Tuesday 15 January 2013 14:41 /
By kumbuck3t15 - / Sunday 29 July 2012 20:20 / Mexico - Distrito Federal
By ilovemymomma / Saturday 26 May 2012 07:15 / United States - Hereford
By Ouch - / Sunday 20 May 2012 04:06 / United States - Costa Mesa