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im a tuna fish in a can.
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Gzeustuna760's favorite FMLs

Today, I had a dream in which I was playing tennis. As I hit a powerful serve, I suddenly woke up due to having slapped myself in the face. FML

By Grand Slam - / Tuesday 10 September 2013 18:44 / Belgium - Leuven

Today, I turned 17. My parents completely forgot it was my birthday, and when I reminded them, my dad thought it was my 18th. He was ecstatic and mentioned that I can "finally get the hell out." FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 2 August 2013 15:29 / United States - Denver

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

By are these people even HUMAN? - / Thursday 1 August 2013 15:18 / United States - Bristol

Today, I met the most beautiful girl I've ever seen on the beach. I was nervous, but I just smiled and said, "Hey, you're really pretty." Then I let out a horrific fart. FML

By YouSoSmelly - / Friday 2 August 2013 13:58 / United States - Kannapolis

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML

By mcdonalds / Tuesday 6 August 2013 04:11 / United States