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    76%
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Gurrrrrlq's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to finally accept that I have an eating disorder when I caught myself checking for the nutrition facts and calories on my shampoo. FML

By Jasmine_smilee / Monday 2 September 2013 06:47 / United States - Canby

Today, while at a private lake, my colon declared a state of evacuation. I ventured as far from my family as my sphincter would allow, only to make eye contact with two very horrified kayakers mid-explosion. FML

By Oh-Shit! / Saturday 10 August 2013 15:23 / United States

Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML

By danielle - / Thursday 23 April 2009 07:16 / United States

Today, in the middle of examining me, my gynecologist suddenly took a sharp intake of breath and vomited on the floor. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 8 August 2013 11:10 / Latvia - Jelgava

Today, I walked in on my 14-year-old daughter holding a lit lighter to the underside of a spoon, which was full of baking powder. She was trying to breathe in the fumes to get high, and later confessed that she thought it's how heroin is made and used. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 13 September 2013 21:40 / United Kingdom