About Guesswhatkids
I like weed and underground hip hop. If my comment was bad or pissed you off, good. The hivemind tendencies here in FML are so ridiculous that I consider even the most outrageous comments beneficial simply for their deviation from the norm. More people hop on bandwagons here than Reddit, amazingly.
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Guesswhatkids's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up naked next to my gay roommate after a night of drinking. Neither he nor I remember anything. FML

By holyshitbatman / Saturday 22 September 2012 14:06 / United States - Chicago

Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a used condom. FML

By myself / Thursday 20 September 2012 07:00 / United States - Seaside

Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 6 September 2012 02:02 / United States

Today, I went to my dentist of four years. After the cleaning, the hygienist and I scheduled my next appointment, and she briefly left the room, leaving my file open on the computer. The data in a field called "NOTE" caught my eye: "Sissy. Freak. Always late. Ask about family or will flirt." FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 20 September 2012 04:14 / United States

Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

By identitychangeplease / Wednesday 19 September 2012 20:41 / Sweden - Nyn?shamn