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Today, I was walking down the street in the dark, and the woman in front of me kept looking back nervously. I jokingly assured her that I wasn't a mugger. She then took out a knife and mugged me. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 14 February 2013 00:00 / Canada - Coquitlam

Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My husband had a vasectomy this past summer after our son was born and only took one of the two tests. I haven't cheated. He refuses to believe me or get his spunk checked again. FML

By Totallyscrewed / Sunday 10 February 2013 05:17 / United States - Stroudsburg

Today, my boyfriend yet again decided to act like Edward Cullen from Twilight, and got his friend to act like Jacob. Every time they're around, my boyfriend always looks stoned and constipated, and his friend is shirtless. I feel like I'm in a shitty romance movie. FML

By Bella - / Tuesday 15 January 2013 18:57 / United States - Sanford

Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 1 January 2013 10:30 / United States - Wichita

Today, I realized something: when other people are drunk, they dance around and make out with people. When I'm drunk, I apparently think it's a great idea to chew on electrical cords. FML

By almostkilledmyself / Saturday 29 December 2012 07:30 / Canada - Winnipeg