About Goldenchest
Not many people appreciate bowties and fezzes as much as I do.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • One more and it's business time

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Goldenchest's favorite FMLs

Today, a girl came up and hugged me. At first I was frightened, but then I asked who she was. Turns out she was the kid I babysat for 3 years. She cried when she realized I didn't remember her, then threw gravel in my face and ran away. FML

By haleymcaldwell / Tuesday 12 November 2013 18:43 / United States - Phoenix

Today, I asked my students to buy a copy of Anne Frank's diary for an assignment. One of them asked me in all seriousness who wrote it. FML

By Huedadaa / Saturday 19 October 2013 00:05 / France - Cauffry

Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML

By ellen77 / Friday 13 September 2013 05:55 / United States - Santa Barbara

Today, I asked a friend to hang out. I'm so used to people saying no, that when she said yes I burst into tears and had a panic attack. FML

By Stripes_And_Dots - / Saturday 14 September 2013 06:26 / Australia - Langley

Today, while chatting with a friend online, I told her that Kristen Stewart isn't going to star in the 50 Shades movie as she originally thought. She then spammed me with so many "NO"/"NO WAY" messages that my crappy laptop froze up, forcing me to reboot and lose a ton of unsaved essay notes. FML

By CHEERS, TUMBLTARD - / Friday 13 September 2013 21:31 /