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  • YDI Master

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Goingsol's favorite FMLs

Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 24 August 2015 18:08 / United States - East Northport

Today, I was at my summer babysitting job. The family's dog puked on the carpet and I proceeded to clean it up with baking soda and a mix of water/vinegar. Instead of blending in with the other areas of the carpet, the one spot I cleaned is white while the other areas are still darkened by filth. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 24 August 2015 17:32 / United States

Today, my husband and I locked our keys in the car. Our only spare is in the drawer with all our sex toys. So we either had to get our oldest go in the drawer and get them to bring to us or walk the 12 miles home. My feet will never recover from that walk. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 24 August 2015 04:25 / United States - San Francisco

Today, a homeless man asked me for some change. Not having any cash, I gave him a gift card for the restaurant I work at. When I got home I realized I gave him my credit card. FML

By ealovan / Monday 24 August 2015 04:18 / United States - Des Moines

Today, I was at a concert and the performer told everyone to wave their phones in the air. I threw my hand up and then a huge woman caught my iPhone and disappeared into the crowd. FML

By AlicefromIreland / Sunday 23 August 2015 17:39 / Ireland