About Godessofgames
I'm a music-a-holic. Who Loves Video Games. I have a wicked Sense of humor that offends most people. If that's the reason you're looking at my profile. Then get a life.
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Today, I was teasing my 6-year-old sister about having a boyfriend. I asked her, "Did he take his shirt off?" She promptly said no. A few minutes later, she said, "But he did take his pants off." I then asked why. She said, "To show me his penis." FML

By joe / Sunday 23 June 2013 23:36 / United States - Easton

Today, I left hospital after a three-night stay. Whilst waiting for my taxi to arrive, my mother called me in hysterics wanting to know where I was, because the police had called her and told her I had gone missing. Turns out my doctor "forgot" to tell anyone that I was discharged. FML

By Becckzfizz - / Thursday 20 June 2013 14:10 / United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, at my job at my tattoo parlor, yet another client offered to pay for his tattoo by "letting" me sleep with him. This client happens to be my boyfriend's best friend, whose girlfriend is having me tattoo his name on her wrist next week. FML

By notkatvond - / Wednesday 19 June 2013 18:46 / United States

Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 19 June 2013 16:12 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

By No money, mo' problems / Tuesday 18 June 2013 22:01 / United States