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Ginger_bastard's favorite FMLs

Today, after weeks of my girlfriend constantly mentioning pegging and asking me to let her do it, I caved and figured I might as well stand by my "try anything once" rule. Her response? Saying she knew I was gay all along and dumping me. The fuck? FML

By no I've never asked for anal - / Sunday 20 September 2015 13:44 / United States - Buffalo

Today, my wife is unreasonably mad at me for telling our kids to call toilet paper, "Butt Floss". FML

By chillnhill - / Friday 11 September 2015 02:31 / United States - Shippensburg

Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 29 August 2015 23:01 / United States - Parkersburg

Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 16 August 2015 15:49 /

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

By anon - / Friday 31 July 2015 20:28 / United States - San Francisco