GeniusInABottle

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Geniusinabottle's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

By beerpong26 / Friday 6 February 2009 19:54 / United States

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

By Face fucking palm / Wednesday 23 July 2014 03:36 / United States - Albany

Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML

By akaka - / Monday 14 July 2014 13:38 / United States - Youngstown

Today, I was on the internet playing a game. I have a speech impediment, and the guy running it told me to get off his server for making fun of disabled people. FML

By Wow - / Saturday 5 July 2014 05:37 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I had a job interview where I was interrupted for using the word creative because there is "only one creator". FML

By IAMALITAHA - / Friday 27 June 2014 06:11 / United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne