About Geckosrock99
I am a happily taken woman from California. I try to see the good in people but can't if they are hurting those I love. As you can tell from my profile picture, I'm fun loving, and my favorite animal is a panda. I like animals in general. I have a cockatiel and an iguana. My cockatiel likes human interaction. My iguana's like a scaly cat: Doesn't want to do what you want to do and will scratch the hell out of you if you mess with him. I love anime and manga (will pick up a nice novel though). My favorite anime for years has been Death Note. That's all I'll share about me. Sorry, but I won't answer any messages you might have as I've had bad experiences with online messages from creeps. I shouldn't have to report and block people just because they can't control themselves.
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Geckosrock99's favorite FMLs

Free Playboy for the guy that can't even use it. Oh, cruel fate.

Today, I received a Playboy magazine that I never ordered, and now my husband won't stop laughing at me or calling me a closet heterosexual. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 9 March 2017 02:00 /

Today, after smoking, I sat down to watch Supernatural with my young cousin. I accidentally let out a burp during a demonic possession scene and, to our surprise, smoke came out of my mouth. Now there's a crying 11-year-old hiding somewhere in the house with salt. Mom will be home in 5 minutes. FML

By DemonicDummy - / Thursday 5 January 2017 05:06 /

Today, I got a call from my panicking grandmother. I asked her what was going on, and she explained that, “Godzilla doesn’t work.” Not really understanding, I asked her to clarify. “Yes, you know, Godzilla, to use the internet.” FML

By Grandzilla / Friday 9 September 2016 04:10 / France - Ablancourt

Today, I figured out why I have been feeling so drowsy and lethargic for the past week. My daughter had been slipping sleeping pills into my coffee as payback for taking her phone away. FML

By failedparenting / Wednesday 7 September 2016 16:44 / United States - Bronx

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of a bra he claimed I left at his house. I know every single bra I own, and it wasn't one of them, or so I thought. Only after I broke up with him did I remember I lost that bra two months ago. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 8 September 2016 15:31 / United States - Joliet