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Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

By ptiluinthesky / Monday 24 November 2008 02:56 / France

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

By gottalovefriends / Monday 23 April 2012 04:04 / United States - Atkinson

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 29 February 2012 10:07 / United States

Today, my husband and I worked together on a very difficult yard project. Afterwards, I thanked him and offered him a special treat. He was disappointed to find I meant sex, not cookies. FML

By me / Saturday 4 February 2012 19:40 / United States

Today, while I was on the toilet, my cat managed to climb up behind me, slip and then grip itself to my bare ass. In my haste to get away from the cat, I pooped on the toilet without noticing. Until I sat back down. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 1 February 2012 06:13 / Canada