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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • Beginner

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  • 50 quality comments

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    94%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    73%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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G0v3nat0r's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

By smart move there - / Wednesday 16 May 2012 16:10 / Ireland - Naas

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML

By Kwalker3 / Sunday 6 May 2012 06:39 / United States - Tracy

Today, I learned why the phrase "seafood taco salad" terrifies everyone in the school's cafeteria. What happened to me after eating it made Saw III look like a Disney movie. FML

By Mandy / Monday 26 March 2012 22:21 / United States

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

By ultraattitude / Sunday 22 April 2012 07:01 / United States - Union City

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

By GetHardOrGoHome / Saturday 31 March 2012 04:22 / United States - Chardon