About Furytalon
I play rugby. That's my handy work the first time I went shooting.
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Furytalon's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 16 December 2009 02:20 / United States

Today, my son drew in Sharpie all over the wall, so I spanked him as punishment. When my boss came over for dinner, my son shouted, "Daddy made me take my punishment in the butt." FML

By ohcrap / Tuesday 2 August 2011 04:58 / United States

Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

By INside - / Tuesday 2 August 2011 04:52 / United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend called to tell me that he had always made a point to eat some form of meat before making out with me. He'd known I was a vegetarian since the day we met. FML

By HaHa Not Funny - / Tuesday 2 August 2011 04:13 / United States

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

By ninja_blasphemer - / Monday 25 July 2011 19:24 / Ireland