About Funkyandfresh
I iz crazy?!
Funkyandfresh - Followers
Funkyandfresh - Followed
Funkyandfresh's FML badges
  • 2_badgename

    2_badgedesc
  • 24_badgename

    24_badgedesc
  • 18_badgename

    18_badgedesc
  • 15_badgename

    15_badgedesc
  • 13_badgename

    13_badgedesc
  • 10_badgename

    10_badgedesc
  • 3_badgename

    3_badgedesc
  • 6_badgename

    6_badgedesc
    4%
  • 49_badgename

    49_badgedesc
    2%
  • 48_badgename

    48_badgedesc
    3%
  • 47_badgename

    47_badgedesc
    10%
  • 45_badgename

    45_badgedesc
    0%
  • 44_badgename

    44_badgedesc
    0%
  • 4_badgename

    4_badgedesc
    11%
  • 5_badgename

    5_badgedesc
    2%
  • 14_badgename

    14_badgedesc
    41%
  • 61_badgename

    61_badgedesc
    1%
badgeslisttofind
Funkyandfresh's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 5 February 2012 15:45 / Reserved

Today, I had to sit my 13-year-old son down and explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, and ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML

By stainseverywhere - / Wednesday 1 February 2012 07:11 / United States

Today, I was boarding a plane and an elderly woman asked if I could put her carry on into the overhead bin. Eager to help, I energetically lifted her bag up, and smacked her in the face with it. FML

By plantfood / Friday 6 January 2012 05:47 / United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 22 January 2012 08:25 / United States

Today, I found out that my wife of 5 years has decided to change everything: job, clothes, hair style, car, and me. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 6 January 2012 07:47 / United States