About Fortuitous
Be wary of defenestration. This profile doesn't say much about me, so send me a message about anything. I always reply. My picture is a representation of my ideas about the world. "Rise and rise again, until lambs become lions." "Nothing is evil which is in accordance to nature." "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." "Anybody can make history. Only a great man can write it." "To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all." To analyze a quote is to gain the wisdom it supplies. To use a quote is to truly understand its meaning. Now, this is my interpretation of the FML caste system. 1. FML Gods: the radiance of this site (kind of like those dudes on Mount Olympus) 2. FML Demi-Gods: truly respected commenters that you can never, ever win an argument with 3. FML Geniuses: the hilarious Grammar Nazis that have display their prowess in beautifully destroying idiots Then, everyone else.
Fortuitous's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    100%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    2,300%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
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