About Formerlycaptaino
Uh oh! A newbie! So... why isn't Ms. a title option? Just curious. I work, spend time with my 3 kids, goof off on the internet, and occasionally have time/energy to hang out with my boyfriend/friends. I have many interests, ranging from books/movies/music to knitting, gaming, blah blah blah... I'm pretty average. Someone has to be, right?
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By Username / Monday 4 October 2010 05:48 / France
By Mommy - / Wednesday 29 September 2010 22:47 / United States
By kfoehslfns / Sunday 1 August 2010 08:45 / United States

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

By PicturePerfect - / Monday 2 March 2009 21:33 / Canada