About Flyingtortoise

It was a hot day in summer when Dr. Maxwell, a world famous Biogenetic Engineer, wanted to play God. Using DNA from a Goose, a Tortoise, and enough radiation to the Missisipi, he managed to mix these together and create a small, rather humble Tortoise. Dissapointed by his experiment, he threw said Tortoise through the window and turned around to hit the bottle, but little did he know that on it's way down, the Tortoise, afraid of the fall, spread a pair of snow-white wings like those of a Dove and flew away into the breaking dawn. It is said that the Tortoise still flies to this day, and if you follow it, only time will show what secrets you may discover.

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