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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    2%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    39%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    8%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Flow530's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home from work to my hot roommate cooking and wearing nothing but an apron. She pulled me into her room and things went great. At least, they did before I woke up in the break room with my coworkers and boss all gathered around, listening to me talking in my sleep. FML

By Dirty_Mind_69 - / Saturday 20 July 2013 08:35 / United States - Shreveport

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

By Noname / Monday 19 January 2009 10:26 / Canada

Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 1 August 2013 07:36 / United States - Goodyear

Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 31 July 2013 16:28 / Belgium - Ieper

Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 31 July 2013 00:07 / United States - Grand Rapids