About Flipinbrosky
Just here reading FMLs, some can just make a person's day. A former Elite but then got kicked out. "Hold on, my pager's blowin' up!"
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Flipinbrosky's favorite FMLs

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 13 October 2008 08:28 /

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 26 June 2011 06:12 / United States

Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

By blondetergent - / Monday 20 June 2011 08:12 / Singapore

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

By Username / Sunday 19 June 2011 09:51 / Australia

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was just wearing socks. FML

By RedheadA - / Thursday 16 June 2011 14:24 / United States