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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • The rules are the rules

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  • It's in the can!

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    5%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    2%
  • Beginner

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    20%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    5%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • Judgmental

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    9%
  • 50 favorites

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    80%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    54%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    64%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    77%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Flamingtacos's favorite FMLs

Today, I installed an alarm app on my phone. Turns out, to unlock the phone and get the ringing to stop, I have to answer a maths question. It took me ten minutes to get it right. FML

By Ashleigh / Friday 2 March 2012 22:53 / Australia

Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML

By yeah why not - / Saturday 6 April 2013 17:06 / Norway

Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 6 April 2013 16:17 / Hungary - Budapest

Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 9 March 2013 17:42 / Pakistan

Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to "stop sticking your butt out". My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML

By embarassinggg - / Wednesday 6 February 2013 18:57 / United Kingdom - Brighton