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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Flamehog9's favorite FMLs

Today, in biology class, I kept seeing a fly mosquito buzzing past my face and I kept trying to swat at it... only to realize that it was a ceiling sprinkler that was about 10 feet away. I have no depth perception. FML

By Mith - / Wednesday 4 February 2009 10:56 / Poland

Today, I was paired up with a partner in my film class. He has an idea for a film: "Shoot an onion from all angles, light it on fire, and roll it down a hill". He was dead serious. I'm stuck with this guy for the whole year. FML

By Dean Heffern / Tuesday 22 February 2011 14:28 /

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

By fail - / Wednesday 16 February 2011 23:16 / United States

Today, after suffering from constipation for three days, I finally took a dump. Just as things reached the point of no return, my land line and doorbell all rang. FML

By Poopie - / Saturday 29 January 2011 06:06 / Canada

Today, while at the vending machine, I put in my $20 instead of my $1. I got my change back in quarters. FML

By quarterback - / Sunday 23 January 2011 05:43 / United States