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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Judgmental

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  • 50 favorites

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  • A new thumb

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  • It's in the can!

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  • YDI Master

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    49%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    20%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    81%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    34%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    67%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Ferretface's favorite FMLs

Today, I had diarrhea in a Walmart bathroom for 15 minutes. Apparently, so did the guy in the stall next to me. He attempted to make small talk to pass the time. FML

By wantontsu / Saturday 11 September 2010 18:59 /

Today, my husband thought it'd be funny to trigger the alarm in the house while I was sleeping. Shocked, I ran outside naked. FML

By Hunterxx - / Saturday 7 August 2010 05:21 / United States

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

By Jonathan / Monday 13 October 2008 08:27 /

Today, I was working as a camp counselor helping a five year old girl. I heard her mumble, "My grandpa is getting married on Saturday." I enthusiastically replied and told her how exciting that was! Only after did I realize that she said 'buried'. FML

By counselor / Wednesday 25 August 2010 16:32 / United States

Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a 2 mile walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML

By sicufovoshxbsjdk / Saturday 7 August 2010 02:22 / United States