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Rules for FML posts: 1). If it has to do with "like" and not "love", don't post it.2). If its self sexual, don't post it.3). Any weird sex themes, don't post it.4). ALWAYS start with Today, and end with FML.5). If it has to do with getting "grounded" or having technology taken from you, DO NOT post it.6). If you are under 13 years of age, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD do NOT post anything. Its all stupid crap complaining about problems that aren't very severe at all.
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Fayvee's favorite FMLs

Today, I crapped in my pants and had to wait an hour of commuting till I could clean it up. What a sight and smell it was on the subway. Thank God I had sunglasses to wear. FML

By screwed / Saturday 24 January 2009 18:56 / Chile

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML

By momaaa1342 / Monday 21 October 2013 03:51 / United States - Elmwood

Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML

By ChangoFett / Sunday 26 May 2013 06:46 / United States - Laguna Hills

Today, I went to my daughter's room with clean laundry. I found her lying on her bed with a hand down her pants, totally zoned out and staring blankly at the Justin Bieber poster on her wall. FML

By parental failure - / Sunday 3 March 2013 17:03 / Canada - Langley

Today, while riding the train home, I noticed a man who kept looking at me. Annoyed, I told him to be less obvious and to stop staring. He promptly responded, "Bitch, I'm gay, and even I can tell no one would want to look at you." FML

By assoutofuandme - / Thursday 14 February 2013 07:39 / United States - San Francisco