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Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML

By buhknee / Wednesday 25 November 2009 00:08 / United States

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

By Rejected. - / Sunday 22 November 2009 17:49 / United Kingdom

Today, I was finally able to hang out with a girl I really liked at a party. We had a great time and spent hours together. When I leaned in for a kiss at the end of the night, she stopped me and said that "you're a great guy, but we can't go out because you'll be bad for my social reputation." FML

By Jason - / Sunday 22 November 2009 15:11 / United States

Today, I woke up after drunkenly hooking up with a girl who was really into Twilight. I felt bruises on the lower end of my neck and so I went to the mirror and checked it out. She bit me, 5 times. FML

By jibberish - / Sunday 22 November 2009 00:15 / United States

Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the guy I've liked for a long time. As we approached the patio section, I sat down on a chair only to hear a big wet watery sound. I got up and realized that I had just sat in some little kid's diarrhea. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 20 November 2009 15:35 / United States