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Fylminerocks's favorite FMLs

Today, whilst in an argument with my girlfriend, I told her she was the craziest bitch I'd ever met. She responded with "Challenge accepted." I'm now terrified. FML

By Andrew - / Tuesday 30 October 2012 06:08 / United States - Monroe

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

By :( - / Sunday 24 June 2012 21:45 / United States - Montevideo

Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML

By Steve.mc / Sunday 1 May 2011 07:03 / Canada

Today, I snuck out to see my girlfriend in the middle of the night. When I got to her house, I decided to throw a rock at her window to wake her up. It broke a hole in the window. FML

By Kaz - / Saturday 7 May 2011 06:40 / United States

Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML

By littlegirl / Saturday 7 May 2011 04:46 / Canada